He actually meant OPP, because he’s down with it.

Yeah. I still don’t think he actually faked the bloody sock. But I now believe he is the type of person who would do it.

You mean Cortland Innegan.

I have to admire the fact that Funko Pop figures make it possible to get representations of characters from any number of IPs that would never see a toyline regularly. It’s too bad they’re just so darned ugly though.

Talk about Dildo on the field

How did that dildo make it from the field to the deadspin comments section to post that response?

Me either. I’ll join your club.

Rule One of Pumpkins Club: we never talk about Pumpkins ever again.

Aren’t these billion and a half posts on David S. Pumpkins some bizarre attempt to make ‘fetch’ happen? Stop trying to make fetch happen.

Was that dude Chevy Chase? Is his son Jonathan Taylor Thomas?

I was trying to remember what had happened at the end of “Five Fall 2"…

I don’t speak shark, but I’d swear it was mouthing “fuck yo’ couch shark proof cage n***a. Buy another one, fuck yo’ cage” as it was thrashing up and out.

celebrity jeopardy was just great back then. Connery, Norm, when ben stiller did cruise.

Bracing myself for the internet outrage but perhaps the pilot got word from an uncomfortable flight attendant after checking in an Amanda Stevens and being presented with an almost 6 foot tall dark skinned person with five’o’clock shadow, hairy arms, an upsidedown American flag shirt with an anarchy logo on the arms…

You’re concerned about the impact on this unnamed piece of human garbage? What’s wrong with you?

I know! I totally watched Arrow for baby Sarah.

MMO’s. I just don’t have the time.

People who live in glass hoses shouldn’t throw scones!

Yes, that is exactly what I wrote.