That's Krav Maga.

I'd rather have the octopus-woman.

YOU'RE a fish-hole!

Actually, it involved the then-Cardinal Ratzinburger, and was called the Grope-A-Soapy-Pope strategy.

W/ David Frost as the wacky Brit neighbor!

Will there be dragons?  Will Bruce TURN INTO a dragon, like Shang Chung in Mortal Kombat?

I suspect Jacko's "handlers" may have been some of his biggest problems.  Stars are soooo much easier to "handle" when you shoot them up w/ morphine, or whatever he was on every night.

But —but . . . . it was advertised HERE, on this very site!  How could that fail to attract thousands of viewers?

But —but . . . . it was advertised HERE, on this very site!  How could that fail to attract thousands of viewers?

They're helpless kids in the grip of "hip" parents.  What's a good title for a TLC show about parents living out their Halloween fantasies through their spawn?

They're helpless kids in the grip of "hip" parents.  What's a good title for a TLC show about parents living out their Halloween fantasies through their spawn?

And that guy from The Hobbit.

And that guy from The Hobbit.

The hair and the voice fooled you too, huh?

The hair and the voice fooled you too, huh?

Closest I've been able to get to a Friedman album is the tribute Pearls In The Snow, which has most of his best songs, sung by some of country's best.

Closest I've been able to get to a Friedman album is the tribute Pearls In The Snow, which has most of his best songs, sung by some of country's best.

My ex was very close to that.

My ex was very close to that.

And related to that point, just because I find muscular lesbians hot doesn't mean I want to see a muscular Marge Simpson fucking a muscular Lisa every time I go to Deviantart.