And related to that point, just because I find muscular lesbians hot doesn't mean I want to see a muscular Marge Simpson fucking a muscular Lisa every time I go to Deviantart.

The thing is that the human sex drive is "on" almost all the time, unlike other animals that have to go into heat.  Given the immense amount of time we spend horny, and drive to fuck, well, anything, fetishes are inevitable.  But as stated above, it's only in the modern era that we define ourselves by our fetishes.

The thing is that the human sex drive is "on" almost all the time, unlike other animals that have to go into heat.  Given the immense amount of time we spend horny, and drive to fuck, well, anything, fetishes are inevitable.  But as stated above, it's only in the modern era that we define ourselves by our fetishes.

It's a good thing to avoid anything wet and sticky.  Which brings us to those gym socks of yours. . . .

It's a good thing to avoid anything wet and sticky.  Which brings us to those gym socks of yours. . . .

Really?  It makes me feel healthier.  "I may have forty or fifty dvds/vhs tapes devoted to women's pro wrestling, but at least I never jerked off to someone in a fur suit."

Really?  It makes me feel healthier.  "I may have forty or fifty dvds/vhs tapes devoted to women's pro wrestling, but at least I never jerked off to someone in a fur suit."

Truly, one of the first uses of any new technology is to give a set of men (it's always men, right?) something new to fap to, or on.  The wheel was probably made by some guy who wanted to bone a rock.  The VCR and the internet were designed to bring porn into the home, where you could watch it in privacy.  It really…

Truly, one of the first uses of any new technology is to give a set of men (it's always men, right?) something new to fap to, or on.  The wheel was probably made by some guy who wanted to bone a rock.  The VCR and the internet were designed to bring porn into the home, where you could watch it in privacy.  It really…

How old is Nimoy now, anyway?  Eighty?  Whatever he is, he looked it.

Corned beef hash w/ two medium poached eggs.

Trust me, the older you get, the more it happens. :(

As a hardened Apathetic, I too have learned of the fruits of wanking, napping and squirreling around online.  Cigars are just blasphemous, though.

I can top that @avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus ; sometime ago, when I was in Noo Yawk, I went to a restaurant for breakfast.  I chose pancakes, and seeing a plate of sunny yellow goo, I applied it vigorously to said cakes.  Thank heavens I didn't put syrup on.  A few minutes later, the waitress said,…

W/ Leonard Pierce as Judas.  Pretty sure Our Saviour is Abed from Community, though.

Marge is a robot!