I’m ready for hoodies and warm drinks and football. (Yeah, hi, I’m from Oklahoma...)

There is a Beyoncé take, which is shared (with varying degrees of sincerity) by at least three people on staff, that no one will ever publish for fear of the Beyhive’s wrath. Seriously. They are worse than Gamergate.

I just want Foodspin back. The shrimp linguini recipe was amazing.

Shouldn’t you be out campaigning for Jill Stein, Mr. Leftier-than-thou?

BOOOOOOOO! STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT SINFUL STUFF AND JUST PLAY YOUR SONG ABOUT METH ALREADY!

I feel you. Oklahomans come together when the going gets tough, but in the meantime can come across as a bunch of assholes. Whenever the legislature (or the idiot of a current governor) do something cringe-worthy, I wanna move somewhere not so Red(neck).

Oh, come on, man.

Deadspin has a strong contingent of writers who inexplicably hate Simmons and will bash everything he does. Burneko comes to mind immediately. Magary hates him too, which I find especially odd because Magary is simply a worse version of Bill Simmons.

You know just as well as I and every other reader…

i guess the piece also feels condescending viewed in the context of how deadspin/gawker approaches bill simmons as a subject of public interest in general.

A simple solution: Appoint an independent counsel to investigate the problems at Baylor. I nominate William Jefferson Clinton.

I used to be excited every Saturday morning to see what I would try to make either Saturday afternoon or Sunday. Now I have no idea what to make on the weekends.

I continue to be pro-suspension. If you can’t manage to flop without crotch-kicking then you’re not even good at flopping. Not that I buy the oops-I-flopped-into-his-groin argument. I think these guys forget how cameras work.

I thought all warriors fans were “casual” fans. Nobody knew they still had an NBA team four years ago.

Makes me wish Perk was still on the team

The great lie about Europe is that “You can get everywhere by train.”

Again, this is a lie.

He wasn’t wrong about Wolf either. He is the freaking worst. I was waiting after the boos from the audience for Larry to have a Bernie Mack moment, “I ain’t scared of you motherfuckers!”

I can totally agree with this. My own little twist is savint the produce for last because the weighing and code typing tends to let the bagger catch up a little on bagging.

Chasing Liberty!

it depends on the context, though. i don’t think i have the slightest inkling of what it’s like to be a parent and spend all my waking (and sleeping??) hours caring for and thinking about my child, and i don’t pretend to. but when my brother says things like “you just don’t get it because you don’t have kids” when i…

I must have missed that part at the doc’s office. I remember coming in to check on him and having a minor freak out that first night when he rolled himself over.