Plus you guys can just like...pee anywhere. Just go outside for fucks sake.
LIKE THE ANIMALS YOU ARE

The only thing that makes good sense is to keep the LID down. Any one who uses the toilet can lift the lid and/or seat as they please, and return them to the default position, closed.

Was she always awesome? Why am I even asking...of course she was!

Shit like this is why the playoffs should be seeded without conference consideration. Not only would we have an opportunity for a Spurs/Warriors Finals, we would have the opportunity for early round beef and inter-conference rivalry formation and fermentation.

OU alum here. Hield was so en fuego yesterday he yelled “got ‘em!” after hoisting a three from NBA range in the first half. Before it even went in.

Funny! I am reading this article now in 2016 and I couldn’t agree more! It only took my first and only purchase ever with North Face to have the same opinion as you. But my nightmare boots were the Shellista model. North Face NEVER AGAIN!

Maybe it doesn’t count because it’s fiction, but The Art of Fielding is great.

I love the way Thin Mints come in that convenient single serving sleeve.

100000000000000% this. You have to right on every issue at all times, or else all your opinions and thoughts are null and void.

One of the biggest and most valid issues that people have with progressive liberalism in 2016 is there is absolutely no fucking margin of error ever. Ever. If you say one thing that can be construed as offensive (by people who spend all of their time parsing through each word and inflection of everything everyone says…

I’m grateful she finally has her Amex turned the right way when she swipes it in those commercials.

I still can’t believe a human being has the real name “Lockhart Steele.”

Chicago deep dish isn’t pizza.

Christian values

Great place. Next time order their house drink, the Vieux Carre. The Sazerac Bar in the Roosevelt Hotel is also gorgeous and that’s where I had my first drink of the same name. Another one to try is Huey Long’s favorite, the Ramos Gin Fizz, which takes about a billion shakes to get it frothy enough. I ordered one at…

No, Carousel Bar is for the Vieux Carré, their house specialty drink. As mentioned here already, the Hotel Roosevelt is the home of the Sazerac. But for a real Deep South feel, sipping your Sazerac on the porch of the Columns Hotel is a great way to kill an afternoon.

Also recommended, Sazerac Bar in The Roosevelt Hotel (bonus - cheap fancy pizzas from 2-5 at Domenica in the same building) or French 75 if you’re in The Quarter and don’t mind cigar smoke.

As is its namesake, the Sazerac bar at the Roosevelt hotel. Both are awesome!

Unless you are too drunk then the spinning bar may be a bad idea.

I know...I posted it here the other day. Rubio was also arrested in a park where gay men go to have sex.