+1 for the good caveat.

I was on a flight from Milwaukee a few years back & a tiny woman in an aisle seat talked the window seat guy to give up his seat to her monster large husband who was stuck in a middle a couple rows up - she kept the aisle seat of course. But that was not a big enough dick move for the monster. He went on at length…

I also have not seen The Wire (and have no real desire to do so). There are three of us!

If I was suddenly the parent of 8 kids, with all the medical and other expenses that entails, I might have been willing to sign on that dotted line too. Especially since the horrors of reality TV weren’t really known back then.

Since Drew started this one with a board game letter, let’s discuss favorite board games. Everyone loves Monopoly but this was the board game that caused many a fight when me and my cousins would get together as kids.

I firmly believe that the EPA and industry have known for years that

It should be. It's perfect.

...become a good rapper who makes good songs, or get out of the way to make space for someone who will.

So Oklahoma is a PRO-THEOCRACY state, with 0% belief in science or personal freedoms?

F*CK THAT. Sounds like a place to boycott.

Exactly. Hell with you, dude.

la petite mort is the only way you can die of chipotle

Many years ago (many many, because I was a virgin, which is important to this story) my friend Frank and I were hitchhiking and were picked up by this very sexy, very nice man, who then let us stay at his very nice, very sexy place. That night I had what was going to be my very first sex dream, about him, in which we…

What’s your all’s thoughts on dating with those you work with? I am contemplating asking out the receptionist at work. We don’t work together or have any power over each other. I’ve been chatting with her for a bit and it’s been nice. She has never mentioned a boyfriend even when she went over all the stuff she got…

Guys, big news this week with my kid. The other night I felt like poo after they had dance class, so I decided to take the kids to McDonald’s to avoid cooking and give myself a chance to just sit (that sound you hear in the distance is one of Food Babe’s neck veins exploding).

i can’t decide if selma blair will be the perfect kris, or just awful.

The Prince does wear things very well! And it helps that his tailor is clearly a close relative of God.

Yeah. My fiancee and I both work pretty long hours each week, but she tends to have a more stressful job. She hates cooking, I love cooking. She hates loading and running dishwasher, I hate unloading dishwasher. She hates doing laundry, but loves folding clothes. She loves to vacuum and keep stuff clean. She hates to…

I can only assume that this Montessori preschool is a weak compromise for George’s future at Eton. Poor kid, load up on normal now you wee, doomed thing.

That is the exact reason I always have a book or my tablet when watching Chopped. I do NOT care about your tragic backstory of why you need $10K. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK and shutty!