Not to take anything away from the article, but the Pi Phi outbreak you’re referring to was at Oklahoma State University, not OU.

Man just bring aluminum foil and napkins, everybody knows you can’t cook.

Jennifer Weiner has been apologizing for flying off the handle like this for seemingly the last decade.

Actually, yeah they did. They voted for this coalition.

I think they’ll end up killing off some large portion of the smaller market sites that don’t drive as much traffic while retaining large markets and important national voices and reporters. Triage their way to profitability. 

AND IT’S NOT LIKE THESE PEOPLE DIDN’T GROW UP WITH PHONES. The average fresh senior just getting eligible for social security has probably had a cellphone for twenty years. Two decades. Some of them have had a cell phone since the 80s. They’ve probably had a smartphone for at least ten years. Proper phone etiquette is…

Rich people: they struggle to find seating for their children and thus stick them in the back of a station wagon while sitting on the ground just like us!

I’m going to say this with all due respect and as a non-Wisconsinite...Culver’s burgers are trash compared to the local Milwaukee chains. Kopps for life.

Wisconsin butter burgers are ... something.

He lives on a giant farm out in the middle of the sticks, Oklahoma. Counts his money and does projects. A couple years ago he supposedly put in a mile long concrete driveway at his ranch by himself.

Scale of 1-Emma Carmichael, how bad of shape is Drew in here?

Nick Jonas is the best Jonas.

like, of all the platforms to publish that shit, I would pick the Cut last. That essay sounds worthy of the Daily Mail or the Daily Caller. Jesus. What the hell, people.

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I was very tangentially involved with concert promotion in a moderately large city in the early to mid 2000s. I personally know of three women that John Mayer has slept with. Who are the other three?

If your boss follows you, the obvious play is the soft block. Block the account, then unblock it immediately. Your boss won’t be following you anymore, but won’t see the blocked screen if they search for you.

Candace Bergen’s instagram is everything.

Is this the Fletch reboot we were promised?

FOUR VERTS IS AMAZING. But it produces terrible NFL receivers.

A good estate attorney will typically have access to a will vault and will store it for you until your demise.