Wait, where is Jolie going? This is news to me.

Go to the Roomba shit article. She’s moving to Esquire.

She is heading to Esquire. Announced it in her Roomba post - Roomba/Kerr

So much great writing leaving. So much Sam Biddle staying.

Better said than me.

Yes. This is step 1, everything else falls in line.

This. Although it is a most unpopular opinion, I have always hated this fucking movie. It sucks. Meg Ryan’s character sucks, Billy Crystal’s character sucks, and not even the most excellent Carrie Fisher could save it.

John Cook/Nick Denton/whoever is repsonsible for this: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

When I was in grad school my adviser was driving us back from a conference overnight and swore it is impossible to fall asleep while chewing sunflower seeds. I’ve verified this hypothesis many times on the overnight drive. Me, my music, my sleeping-like-the-dead family, and a big bag of salty sunflower seed goodness.

Dad?

Beef jerky is crucial and generally fantastic. But be wary of the inevitable jerky -> dehydration -> beverage -> pit stop cycle.

1. Feed everyone a large dinner.
   

I could talk all day about the differences in the gusseting for waterproofness alone.

I fucking covet my old CDs. I just found an old Sister Hazel album and I’m astounded that the second I put it in my CD player, I remembered ALL the words.

Ok, for everyone comparing them to Sorel’s and saying that Sorel’s are a better winter boot that’s sort of true, but Bean Boots were never made to be a pure winter boot. They were made for hunting in Maine when the weather is in the 10-40 degree range and you are trudging through swampy cold mud and muck. As a result,…

Did anyone actually read the Yale professors response to the halloween costume letter?

That reporter is Berry Tramel of The Oklahoman. The same reporter that was involved in this. http://deadspin.com/whats-going-on…

They asked about the Deadspin staff though.

Just Say No [To Woody Allen]

Yes but how did you cook him? Broiled, grilled, pan-seared, or raw? was there seasoning involved? I’m fiending for some Foodspin over here. Gimme a taste, daddy. Just a quick hit. For old times sake.