Dry Shampoo is my everything. Best thing ever, next to rosemary-infused tequila and moisture wicking hoodies.

I’ve been a watcher of “The Soup” since it started over a decade ago, and I’ve just loved following him wherever he goes. He even took the piss out of someone I knew personally that wronged me in a very terrible manner, which I will always love him for. I had that episode of “The Soup” on my DVR for YEARS until I…

We did this too - plus we got a Tempur mattress. Before, every time my partner would roll over (and roll over so violently, like jumping and rolling! so weird) I’d be woken up by the bouncing box springs and would be ANGRY. Now, we have a Tempur, and I can’t feel anything and it’s bliissss.

We got a king bed. Its the majority of our bedroom but we’ve never slept better. And black out curtains. Gotta have those too.

I try to clean, but goddamn you have no idea how tiring it gets hauling around this penis all day.

I know I am a grizzled not quite old lady but every time a friend comes to me bitching about the lack of a proposal and how she can’t stand the idea of still being just his girlfriend, my response is, “If you can leave this relationship over a ring and a party, you should probably go find someone you want to spend…

Once again: http://www.plannedparenthoodaction.org

All I want for Christmas every year is a J.B. Fletcher cameo on Castle.

On the flip side, as an Episcopalian in the Bible Belt, I’m constantly having to defend my religion. I get looked down on and avoided because I go to that church that lets gay people in; we even marry them. My priest has been cornered and told she was going to hell. Just because I’m a Christian doesn’t mean I’m the…

Not to ruin the mystery... but everyone on House Hunters has already bought their house. The entire premise is a lie. The more realistic ending would be, “Why did you convince me to be on reality TV?! This is horrible! What sort of narcissist did I marry?!”

I wish I knew more details of this because I’m a terrible person, apparently.

I’ve told friends that I am never, ever allowed to go on a show like this. (Love It or List It comes to mind) The homeowners almost always end up looking like assholes.

I can’t say how often I’ve wanted a “House Hunters” episode to end like that.

whaaaaat

Wow.

The best possible reform for the NYPD is just to make sure damages for their illegal actions come out of their own budget/pensions. Not much incentive to improve if there’s no professional consequence for officers and all the money comes from taxpayers.

So you made a bad decision to commemorate a good decision.

I think Kim Kardashian is probably a clueless douche. Ryan Seacrest has always sort of rung the clueless douche bell for me, for example.

New Yankee Workshop or GTFO.