Are you talking about OU?

As an alumnus of the U of I and knowing how these things work, I can promise you it was the KKGs themselves that made this banner. And that the sororities made all of these banners themselves and gave them to the fraternity to hang on their house.

Speaking purely from my undergraduate experience about ten years ago, I remember when the Sigma Chi chapter at my school accidentally killed a pledge, left him in the house all night, and then as a result the entire campus became dry (as it still is today). Thanks, Sigma Chi, you suck.

Oh no! Saucy banners!
Lets see how far we can get our panties jammed up our ass over this.

I emailed out a modified version of our Derby Days schedule...

I don’t know, isn’t it pretty much the case that ALL greek philanthropy kind of requires other greeks to do the heavy lifting? In my sorority, we had anchor splash/smash and it was 95% fraternities who were involved, coordinating costumes/routines/raising money/etc. Our sorority participated in Derby Days (it was…

At this point I’m pretty sure every drunkspin post is designed to troll people who like the most popular beers of a certain style, which invariably will alienate a very high percentage of this blog’s readers for two reasons:

I have a case at home and it tastes excellent. He got a bad one.

You are wrong about Sierra Nevada, their summer offerings (and their lighter beers in general) are terrible.

tfw ur brother tells you you’ve had enough but really, you’re fine, you could probably drive if you had to

I'd love to comment on this, but honestly I'm still upset by Jia's wrong opinion on autumn.

As someone who lives in Louisiana, where you cannot go outside between 11 AM and 6 PM between May and August without risking some kind of medical emergency and/or a shirt completely drenched in sweat, I wholeheartedly agree.

A couple of years after I moved to the south for grad school, I got a temp job in an HR department filing one summer. The department I worked in had cake ALL THE TIME—birthday cake, Friday cake, baby-born cake, promotion cake—I have never in my life had so much cake in such a short period. It was bliss. To the point…

Being arrested is pretty cool, tho.

Candy corn is amazing.

So basically Obama just came out against trigger warnings.

I (a lousy but genuine Catholic) don’t think they’re mutually exclusive. I just think they’re different domains. In your private life you render unto God; in your public capacity as an elected official, you render unto Caesar. If your particular denomination or whatever explicitly says that’s unacceptable, fine, but I…

I can’t hate (or even greatly dislike) this man. Every time I try, I remember the nerd who did the Kevin Smith movies and all is forgotten.

Lockhart Steele can’t possibly be a real person’s name.

Roses are red