Blake Burkhart might be ok, possibly. If Howard gets every dime of a fat pile collected, and pronto.

Yeah, but Lego's basically abandoned its mission and gone all licensed characters and gender-exclusive with their shit. I mean, unless you're talking about picking up a set of 500 random blocks at a yard sale.

Leave it to Conan to get this one right.

That's because you're an asshole. And not just an asshole, but also a complete moron without even the most limited logical reasoning skills.

I think this is more about Marvin Harrison (a candidate PK supports) than it is about Sharper.

Bitters: Fuck off with your five varietals of fennell bitters. We're not in Brooklyn (presumably).

This woman is the type of mother that makes me hate mothers.

If there's one thing I have learned about sports, it's that athletes are not supposed to feel anything but unconditional gratitude towards the fans, but fans can base their view of athletes however they want, and usually based on your most recent play.

Tramel is unbearable, especially on the radio. These sports journalists think way too much of themselves. Most all Thunder fans, myself included, know where Westbrook's comments were directed. We don't need his boring, cliche'd take on anything. We can watch a game and draw our own conclusions anyway.

My college house had a toilet ruined in this manner. That girl had to buy a new cell phone for herself AND a new toilet for us. Not a good morning after.

Ditto brother for shot glasses in the garbage disposal. It's a wonder I still have hands after college.

Yeah, I do the "put in water-tight bag and place in bowl of coldish water" thing. For a couple chicken breasts, you only need 10-15 minutes, usually.

Maybe, but you're better off just whipping one up in the bottom of the salad bowl just before you're ready to serve the rest of the meal. Then add the lettuce, toss and serve!

This. Also, it's worth splurging on good olive oil (California Olive Ranch!) and good balsamic.

The GF got a set of Shuns for xmas and they have greatly improved the chopping/dicing chores that she usually adssigns me to in the kitchen.

How about an article exploring what household projects are DIY, and which projects we are better off hiring a professional to complete?

Agreed. I would say typically Humanist (DONTCALLMEAFEMINIST) Boyfriend is really into talking about any kind of oppression that directly affects him, but not so much any other kind.

Baby It's Cold Outside didn't rank last? I guess you didn't poll Jezebel for this one, eh?

Wood is actually more sanitary than plastic! Oversimplified: Plastic experiences deep gouges which allows bacteria to grow. Wood grain's trap and suffocate said bacteria, don't allow for growth.
http://faculty.vetmed.ucdavis.edu/faculty/docliv…

My crock pot just gathers dust in a cupboard, but people like 'em. Got a particular one you'd like to recommend?