They asked about the Deadspin staff though.

Not that it takes away anything from the fact that jury is not a representative cross section, but the guy is in no way represented by the Oklahoma City criminal bar’s A-Team. Not even the B-Team. Or the C-Team.

Crosspost to Adequete Man

Do you think Nathan Fillion sends her her likeness rights royalties every month via a personal check, or is Angie with it and on Venmo?

You score the bottle by shaking a penny inside of it for like, two solid minutes until you hear a crack. It’ll bash open spectacularly with little damage to your noggin’ after that.

Personal favorite was the episode where they found a huge framed boudoir photo of the wife and put it over the fireplace. She was pissed.

One of my advisers in college went on Trading Spaces with his wife, his sister-in-law, and her husband. No one liked the renovation and my adviser and his wife divorced 6 months later. Later conversations indicated that the show played a part in the decision to divorce.

Tejas do Brazil diner in some part of Dallas that I couldn’t navigate to if my life depended on it, with a stomach full of Bud heavy and SoCo and Lime shots (I’m a terrible person) I was dared to and successfully drank an entire squeeze bottle of maple syrup. I have never felt worse for a 24 hour period.

I was.

Hey, Hammontree did that on his own volition. You don’t down a liter of Hot Damn in 45 minutes and live to tell the tale. Any moron knows that. Personal responsibility is important.

Good lord was Derby Days a brilliant scam. Half of the fraternity social chairs and all of the philanthropy chairs spent most of their waking hours trying to replicate that incredible ponzi scheme of philanthropy and social blackmail. Didn’t make it worth pledging Sigma Chis (savages) but it did make every red blooded…

September hasn’t officially started until I’ve killed my first six pack of Spaten Oktoberfest.

Spaten Oktoberfest in dead-assed last? TO THE PAIN!

My buddy did a tandem jump a couple years ago for his 30th birthday. Compound fractures in his tibia and fibula when he messed up the landing. No thanks.

You’re responding to a HOT TAEK developed by a weblog that once said that air conditioning was terrible and the worst. Remember that. Those people are crazy.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU GUYS?

To 14 year old, that would make everything totally worth it.

What’s a lipid?

Oh my god the Olan Mills Photography background. Every picture taken of me between 1985 and 1999 had that background.

Y’all need to do a better job of cross promotions: