Does Drew still wear dad shoes everywhere?

What about Dickey and Koblin? How are their adventures in scrappy family-owned local dailies and eating terrible cheese?

Dale’s.

Re: the office - do you miss not sitting next to the Jezebel(les?) ladies? You guys got a lot of love from them over the last several years.

Kilborn looked like he’d spent the last 16 years mainlining Gin and subsisting on cocaine and 4 hours sleep.

This sounds like an Adequate Man post waiting to happen.

“I decided I’d rather be friends with Carlson instead”

That’s the hair of a man who thirty years ago would have gone to prison to take the fall for the President. Now it’s the hair of a man who has a chance to be President. I weep for America.

I'll hang up and listen.

Serious question, for purposes of an informed letter writing campaign to the aforementioned idiot James Lankford, whose only experience in life is running Oklahoma’s foremost Baptist breeding ground - Falls Creek Baptist Church Camp - is there a list of diseases being fought using fetal tissue beyond ALS? I’d like to…

I would hope that the Minnesota leadership of the coming revolution retains the contact information for this gentleman.

Bags for dogshit are great. Typically have some kind of deoderizer, are stored in tightly wrapped rolls for easy storage with minimal volume, and cost like $2 for 200.

If I’m not mistaken, Governor Fallin doesn’t actually live in the Governor’s Mansion at the moment, as it is being renovated for flood damage. So Christina and step-brother aren’t actually even living with their parents at the moment.

The assholes who spend 50-75K to kill a single African animal will hopefully be in the first cohort up against the wall when the revolution comes.

“at an age he was fap-only because Jesus would otherwise get mad.”

She remains the worst.

My All-Clad set was bought with WestLaw points a decade ago, so I don’t really care. The Marshall’s by myself had a 12” for $30 the other day. That’s a worthwhile investment.

I’ve also purchased Le Creuset, Calphalon, and All-Clad, but always at a discount or with points.

Do. Not. Waste. Your. Money. On. Le Creuset.

I cannot give this enough stars. You’re the parent. It’s your job to raise kids that respect the car. Establish an early precedent of demanding cleanliness, and you’ll have a clean car for life.