I think it’s very easy to believe that this wife bonus is a thing. The author describes a community of no more than 150 women in what, at most a square mile? 150 women whose gross family income is probably 10 times what the most highly paid person that comments regularly on Jezebel makes. How do any of us have any…

SAE is not the oldest fraternity. They are the oldest fraternity that was founded in the antebellum South. There are many Greek organizations older and better than the Sit And Eats/Sign Anyone and Everyones.

That was a trick question. Both beers are legitimately terrible. The two lone failures by the Spoetzel brewery.

This is the kind of thinking that leads to Naranwhatever being named the second best cheap beer in America. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

I started shooting at 11 and went on my first dove hunt at 12. Teaching a healthy respect for firearms early is the best way to raise a kid who is safe around weapons.

I wouldn’t recommend a downpour but I would definitely say that if you can go out on an overcast day and get some yellow tinted glasses this definitely works. Also, watch where the wad flies and it’ll tell you just the same.

She is reaching Peak Cool Girl.

Laura Bush literally killed a guy.

Get outside the Quarter and St. Charles and Magazine and it still is.

The carousel bar is a dump and it will give you motion sickness.

If you have the chance to pick it up, Abita's Strawberry Fields comes out in the coming months and is delightful.

If you need an undershirt under a polo, you sweaty mess, you wear a v-neck. Nobody wants to see your nasty white undershirt.

What if...Drew wore the shirt (and the shoes, don’t forget the shoes) as a long-con to get Gentleman’s Quarterly to give him a full fashion makeover, as they have done before for other writers? Yes, I’m a terribly dressed correspondent for a major men’s fashion magazine. I wore this shirt to interview both Justin…

Your hatred of the fondue set is unfounded and ill-informed. With the exception of those suffering from real lactose intolerance, fondue is awesome and should make a glorious comeback any day now? What, may I ask, is better than a leisurely paced dinner of delicious cheeses, well-cooked meats, and some form of dipped…

Yeah it's a non-nutritive cereal varnish. It's semi-permiable. It's not osmotic. What it does is it coats and seals the flake, prevents the milk from penetrating it.

Hey, Blake is a good egg. The guy is trying to do the right thing.

There are some things in life that are pure luxuries and there are other things that are luxuries that really make life easier. A changing table is one of the latter. Do not go nuts and get the super pottery barn $900 heirloom piece that still uses particle board and non-dovetail joining methods. Amazon has a changing…

Until the advent of Jolie Kerr, I was convinced that the art of folding a fitted sheet would die out with my mother's generation.

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The oldies station that I listened to in elementary school that played the Beach Boys and other late 50s/early 60s acts now plays Pearl Jam. They never reformatted.