I use my phone for way too many recipes, and I despise it. Give me a physical cookbook any day of the week. Better yet a recipe box so I can condense all ofy disparate recipes into one spot, expertly categorized and alphabetized.

I was at the gym over lunch last week....TERRY HOSTS WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE NOW

I also know they leave the house and meet for drinks and no one is asking them if they are a table of "dads on the loose," and to my knowledge, there is no "Daddy Juice" Wine.

Not a good day to be a white male writing for New York-based publications. Jon Chait...man. http://nymag.com/daily/intellig…

Working really hard to justify and rationalize your political party's stupid positions has to take a lot out of you.

Ross Douthat is 34. Thirty four. Getting picked last in gym class for decades apparently ages you.

WHAT'S A BRENTWOOD HELLO???

If you were to actually bet using the Vegas number as your over/under and base your bet on the prediction, it looks like you would have won 18 times. That's pretty decent.

Raisin bran.

Keurig should be after Americano. That shit is nasty.

For those with children with peanut allergies, the list of proper almond butter pairings:

Sweet elixir of life...

Singapore Tiger is the appropriate beer in this situation, as it is the greatest of all Asian beers.

Has to be AJ.

How fricking tall is Magary? Kaepernick is listed at 6'4" and Drew's got a good inch on him in that photo.

WHEN IS BURNEKO GOING TO POST ANOTHER RECIPE? MY FAMILY IS STARVING! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE!?!

David Curcurito didn't write the profile. He wrote the blurb about her whistling ability. Tom Chiarella wrote the profile.

99% sure that that profile was written by Tom Chiarella.

The Summer Shandy pre-dates the MillerCoors acquisition.

I make my own shandy by combining half a PBR and half a Smirnoff Ice, topped with a shot of vodka. The job, she done.