It is by far the second worst beer they make, above only Sunset Wheat.

Leinenkugel's Summer Shandy is disgusting. That is all.

To make matters worse, when Caroline returned home for the summer, she discovered at the gynecologist's office that her rapist had given her chlamydia. NFL fans would recognize him now; he's been playing in the league for years. His jersey is popular enough that it can be purchased in child sizes.

There already is a massive Scotch shortage.

I'm not a lawyer, but what about Roberts in ATT vs. FCC - where he basically said that corporations don't have a right to personal privacy, as corporations aren't people despite being treated as persons by the law. If a corporation can't have personal privacy, how can it have religious beliefs?

I will happily, elatedly, ravenously read any music criticism that doesn't sound like Steven Hyden. If it can be found anywhere, I will read it. That guy.

Because Jezebel.

Lyrics of the song that played over the credits:

At least in America, boar hunting is considered to be pest control. There are no limits, no seasons, and no shortage of targets.

ALL HAIL THE CONQUERING WARRIOR, THE HUMBLE CHEQUE.

I have to respectfully disagree. I bought these last winter after a decade of wearing a beautiful pair of ass-kicking Asolo boots that ran $300 in 1999. They have a tiny toe box and like Dodai said, don't breathe very well. I end up with a sore spot on my shin, wet feet, and tingling, bloodless toes.

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU BUY NORTHFACE ANYTHING. $120.

Fun fact brought up in the Time article: Francis has called a council in October 2014 to deal with the pedophilia problem. He's on the record as saying that the church needs to move past limiting liability and towards fixing the problem.

More painful as you get older:

After you make 300 sandwiches for your man you don't have to make any more sandwiches.

Christmas Light Colors, Ranked:

RACIST

Hunter Moore is the reason why it's always a good idea* to have at least one friend who doesn't have a lot going on in life, is fond of violence, and doesn't ask questions when told that you need a favor. And is able to read a map and recognize someone from a photograph**.

I avoid the good stuff, because I'm cheap and only do repairs around the house, not fabrication or installs.

BECAUSE THEY DON'T LET YOU MIX AND MATCH AT HOME DEPOT!