My wife and I set this up for a couple different friends, and it was a great service for them. I don't think they had to cook for a month.

How long is the option term? Is this something where you're going to get another option check every few years? That's the dream, right?

It might not be tacky, but it's silly to ask for a gift card when you know exactly what you want, where you're going to buy it, and how much it's going go cost. Just ask for cash with the qualifier that you're going to buy this item for this much money at this store. If you have cash you have freedom to buy the item…

Pre-washed lettuce is the sliced bread of the new millenium.

Related story: my best friend got married a month after we graduated college. I was going into grad school, had a summer job that wasn't actually going to pay me anything until the first of August, and had a spot of legal trouble that drained my savings to $0. The bride's friends hosted a couples shower that I…

If you're afraid of your Aunt Myrtle's reaction to your tacky request for...GASP...MONEY!!!, just rig the system and register at one place: Bed, Bath, and Beyond. If it's on your registry and you return it, you get the full value of the item in cash. From the register. Right then.

The AAP says the two are equal, and gives the nod to the LATCH due to ease of correct install.

Wipe their own ass.

I looked like a fucking dumbass about two months after my kid was born when my asshole wife asked me if I had used the LATCH system to install the carseat. I was like "what's the LATCH system?"

Not pick nits, but wouldn't lube be the last thing you need to get out of an actual rut? #traction

Romney declared when Huntsman and Pawlenty were both already in the field. Haley Barbour, Rob Portman and Chris Christie decided against running after Romney entered the race.

He worked hard to get a massive government subsidy for the SLC Olympics, as well as multiple sweet land deals for his friends.

The worst shower faux pas, in my opinion, is using one product to something it is not intended for on accident. Yesterday I started washing my hair with shaving cream. Two weeks ago, shaving with conditioner. Not fun times.

An important secondary question...is MoGlo back full-time?

THIS TIMES 1000

Sometimes you realize that Jay and Silent Bob, and through them Kevin Smith, had the right idea.

I have that exact same conversation with my wife at least twice a week. Usually when we're purchasing two 20 packs of Diet Coke a week at the store.

“The sunbathing is tasteless, it’s not very classy, and it doesn’t belong in a mixed residential development.”

As a Dude, I will say that Leo has never looked worse than on his most recent Esquire cover. They did him no favors. Some men wear their age well. My personal prediction is that he will not. Granted, he'll have a baby face and look young the entire time, but it will not look good.

"... he first noticed the garish posters (we're shocked by the lack of Comic Sans) in his neighborhood Wednesday morning, stapled to telephone poles on his street."