We know that food goes bad, but what about stuff like lotion, conditioner and mascara? Even though they may seem to…
thequeenofsubtleties
thequeenofsubtleties
I am an atheist and I LOVE THIS POPE. I love that his belief in God compels him to help others, as a contrast to the Rick Santorums of the world who use their belief in God to justify their bigotries. Those people are honestly beyond help. But truly, his example of compassion and empathy is just nice to see.
I've seen more ex-Catholics consider going back to church because of this pope than I ever have before. It's nice to have a pope who actually seems like he's read the bible.
Okay, I need someone who is more clear in their mind about some of these issues to help me out. I understand cultural appropriation and how problematic it is. I did not watch the Lana Del Rey video because let's face it, if she thinks she can get me to watch a 27-minute video of hers, she is sadly mistaken. It sounds…
After you learn this trick, you'll never need to peel an orange again and get your hands all messy.
"Instead of tossing out those bags of Doritos with the powder in the bottom"
who does this? I would bet every last one of us straightens that one side out perfectly and pours all those delicious crumbs right int our mouth
Hey, thanks for that detailed description of your penis and your sexual technique. We love hearing about individual dicks and how their men feel about them, regardless of how apropos they are to the subject at hand (even more than we like seeing unsolicited pictures of them!). You've alleviated a serious shortcoming…
And then out, and then back in again. Then out, then in. Hopefully for at least 10 minutes.
Well, dick is in. Eventually it will be out. But for now? It's in. And I, for one, welcome it.
Do I get another one for this?
Don't use that word! It sounds stupid!
Clearly this isn't even close to the biggest mistake people make on Twitter. That award has to go to what people actually share.
And knowing is half the battle!
Not listed: Asking "Sudo make me a sandwich" gives the response "Okay."
My daughter is six, and I've tried something very similar already. It did not work. What did work is making sure she understood that I had heard her question, understood her reasons, and the reason I'd said no. Still not 100% effective, but better than "because I said so", which really means "I can't be bothered to…
I have a better suggestion.
You're not a girl, are you?
