I have a special place in my heart for "British Handsome."

Note to self: Do not watch tv in this kid's house. O_0

10 minutes? We can all hope. lol.

Yes. Yes, you do. lol

GI Joe reference gets you a star. lol

I've used Asus laptops for several years now. The specs plus the price made a pretty convincing package. Had a ginormous G2P that made me look like a ninja turtle toting it around. I am 5ft on a good day. Now use a K42J that does extremely well. They have awesome customer service in my country. They even waived the…

What you said gave me a glimmer of hope. I just ended an entanglement myself. It's hard when you and your significant other want fundamentally different things in life.

Must. Have. That. Dress.

Domme with whip.

He's been a very bad boy.

To casual observer/wedding guest/disapproving dude in the shiny grey suit: I have a wedding to go to next month. Can you be my date? Open bar. We'll stare other guests down while chugging on free booze. Call me! xoxo

Where did he put his phone after tweeting? o___O? Do I even want to know?

This made me lol so hard!

This makes me a bit sad because cups are great! Unfortunately, feminine products aren't exactly the stuff of everyday conversations, and when it comes up, you can hear people cringe at the topic. (At least in my neck of the woods.)

My bad! Was just getting used to this newfangled reply mechanism... I thought I responded with this:

I use Tasker and Zooper Widget Pro. =] I've gotten rid of built in app widgets and just use those two for shortcuts or to display stats on the interface. It's the coolest thing ever!

face*desk

I'll send you an application form. It needs to be notarized and filed in triplicate. =]

He can have a multiple-entry visa to my lady parts. le sigh~

He can have a multiple-entry visa to my lady parts.