This May, he left $0 for his kids in a trust and accused them of trying to kill his wife...

When President Trump brings all those jobs back to our shores, America will produce nothing but Chinese flags.

Du Li noted.

I tried to read this to my wife. Couldn’t finish, crying and laughing too hard.

If Patrick doesn’t take her up on that offer and/or Marchman doesn’t force him to, then journalism is over.

Listen, Horse People, my dog does dressage every time I bring his food bowl to him, and he’s a spectacularly stupid animal. It’s not that hard.

The Horse People take the gold in “not getting it” over Why Your Team Sucks commenters and Highlight Truthers. Unstoppable.

Having horses in the Olympics is like having a dog show and giving the medal to the handler.

There’s a good one that didn’t make the cut where the reader used the phrase “Not only” seven times in a 400 word diatribe.

What a kerfuffle! Christopher Reeve probably has someone helping him turn over in his grave...

Sure, they went to good schools. But judging by the collective command of the English language, they didn’t really LEARN anything at those schools.

I really liked picturing a 13 year old threatening to get someone fired, but I’m pretty sure she has been riding horses for going on 14 years, and isn’t actually a 13 year old with powerful ties in the news media.

You, sir, have made a powerful enemy.

Somebody probably should have told you that Horse People have lots of money, probably went to a good school, and have lots of time to write spicy hot takes.

Please reply to Jada. I’m really curious about how this 13-year-old is going to get you fired.

Lindsay seems nice.

I knew that theGiants were the biggest underdogs in the history of molecules