Family Circus and Marmaduke are two of the worst things in human history, non-murder/war division.

“What if we did the Avengers, but with lesser known characters and none of the setup movies?”

You forgot “dullest” in your description of the characters. And the actors playing them.

A Pokemon like Articuno should be spawning in, like, Antartica.

I am an NDSU alum who went there during the transition to Division 1. Disgusted with the decision the school has made. I think the biggest reason this is happening is because of coverage by The Forum and their TV partner WDAY TV. Those media outlets destroy the Bison media partner KVLY TV, owned by Atlanta broadcast…

Ecco the dolphin’s cousin, Exxo.

Why you fat-shame dolphins?

Whalen Jennings?

Dolph Whalegren

Japanese “scientists” are eagerly updating menus, setting out condiments, and looking forward to “studying” this noble creature. With wasabi.

This is why I’m not a zoologist. While others would validate their findings and announce to the world that they have uncovered a whole new species, I would have walked away saying

how about Whaley McDolphinface

You can also find them in photoshop

““We don’t know how many there are, where they’re typically found, anything,” co-author and NOAA molecular geneticist Philip Morin told National Geographic. “

I was in San Diego last weekend for ComicCon chatting with a waiter regarding the state of their city’s entertainment destinations. There is demand from a couple opposing sides to either expand the Convention Center to try to keep ComicCon from moving to LA, or to fund a new stadium to keep the Chargers from moving to…

ehem, 3 digits, not 4. San Diego fans, amirite?

1999? None of those players was even in the NFL yet.

OK, but do you think he’ll say bad things about Jay Cutler?

Jesus, there are 7 more terrible teams before we even get to the Bears. They can’t even suck right.

Fuckin A, man. Fuckin A.