I feel the same way because I’m White.

He’s lucky he had only one parent smoking. Both of my parents smoked like chimneys in our station wagon with fake paneling on the outside.

G*d Dammit. Me too. Me too.

Pretty elaborate, especially when you consider the set-up for this involved divorcing the kid’s mom and moving to a new apartment ten months earlier.

We children of the 70s all grew up riding in station wagons with second hand smoke. Concern trolls the lot of you

Calm down Goose!

I’m just glad this kid wears his pants properly like a real baseball player. Those goddamned pajama pants players wear nowadays really irk me.

If you play this video in reverse, you have Dion Waiters’ day.

How do you smash a plastic bottle?

A bunch of people stand around the Mewtwo stand, frantically battling it.

More Bad News, Bears.

Editor’s Note: the name of Ryan’s alma mater is “Miami University.” it is located in Oxford, Ohio. It is not “Miami of Ohio”, just as the University of Miami is not “Miami of Florida.” The Miami Tribe is from Ohio, and Miami University has been a university since before Florida was a state.

I had my first beer technically when I was 10, when my grandfather poured me a small juice glass of Hamms. Terrible.

My first legitimate beer drinking experience was the summer I turned 15, and I had a small lawn-mowing concern going in the neighborhood. I’d push our mower up and down the block cutting our neighbors’…

I have a bottle of that somewhere, blade of grass and all.

Zubrowka?

That’s the slick parenting move. Instead of forbidding a kid from alcohol, you let them try it, pretending you’re being all permissive and French, while secretly knowing they won’t like it anyway.

While grocery shopping with my mom as a 17 year old, I managed to sneak a large can of Guinness into the cart, and subsequently got her to pay for it without her knowing. Because, Guinness, right?!

Fast forward to that evening, when I put it in my backpack and headed over to a friends house. Walked in the door,…

Drew and Will might be the two whitest people on the planet. This crowd makes a Trump rally look like the Opening Ceremonies at the Olympics.

Does corporate know what you’re spending their non-existent money on?