Obviously it’s in her hand, how else did she take the picture?

The firings will continue until morale improves.

Oh sweet mother of internets, your nightmares are simply a Google away. That motherfucker on the left .... he’s ... he’s ... oh Lord almighty he scares chil’ren.

Nothing compared to Mike Huckabee teaching his sons to continue eating while shitting.

Is that a guy summoning attack chickens at 0:13 of the second video?

“Bring out the Imp.”

Andrea heard the initial brief. She was filling in for Richard who was off work. I am 100% serious.

You miss 100% of the memes you don’t tweet.

I get not wanting to nibble on mediocrity, but I’d much rather nosh on adequacy than choke on greatness, assuming I can also sip on competence.

Um: No.

Of course he is. The Honorable Judge Cock Scrote was completely slammed.

When asked about the incident Green responded, “That shit was weeks ago!”

His worst crime is being 26 and still going to college bars.

The judge assigned to Draymond Green’s case is named Richard Ball. I am not making this up.

Are you really arguing the guy who won 8 gold medals in one Olympics is overrated?

Well, it would be actually kind of refreshing to find out a Warriors player knew how to grab something by the throat.

Great, he’s also one of those losers that keeps returning to his college campus well after graduating.

Like Draymond, the Deadspin commentariat has never been known to shy away from the low-hanging fruit.

As opposed to Draymond Green, who, when asked about Cam Robinson by an opponent on the court, got testes.