So if you’re an unwavering JoPa supporter, do you:

Go figure.

Wait...you’re pissed at the UFC in this scenario? Jones is the one who apparently came back with a failed A sample. It’s only a potential violation because he has the right to appeal the first test by requesting that the B sample be tested as well. They run that first sample through a battery of tests before moving on…

$55???? Holy fucking shit, fuck you buddy.

Only appropriate that on 4th of July the American once again conquers the Brit.

+.357 Magnum

If only there had been a good bag with a gun to stop this senseless tragedy.

What’s worse, the duffel bag had a history of carrying weapons.

It’s not a minivan. A mini-van has a full-length flat roof that you can load ladders, kayaks, skis, surfboards, bicycles, etc. on. It has sliding doors that take up practically zero space in a parking lot. 3 forward facing rows, with seating for 7 or 8. Massive interior volume for the overall length. And it starts…

Just one more and he can get beatified.

Looks like James Harrison is gonna be late for OTAs.

I like the addition of Draymond - it will answer some big questions, like ‘How much padding does a foreskin actually provide?’

Carmelo looks like he’s going for that free team buffet.

The only dirty thing here is Klay Thompson’s goatee, which should be arrested and launched into the sun on some sort of sun rocket. There is no guarantee it will be destroyed. In fact, there’s a good chance that the goatee manages to hijack the rocket and use the sun’s gravity and an altered trajectory to find its way…

In Mother Russia, screen sets you.

Some annoying jerk on the other team could have kicked him in the ding dong.

Your tombstone is under further review. Hopefully it will be finished before you are done being dead.