What the fuck was Clifford Gordon supposed to do? HELP A CHILD? Who has time for that bullshit?!?!?!?!?!

Someone send Ra’s Al Ghul to Happy Valley.

Jesus Christ Penn State. You really have to work hard to make an insurance company into a sympathetic figure.

Not for the 1st time,

I always wondered about that. Pretty cool actually, such a small detail makes such a big difference in the look of a cars interior.

So if you’re an unwavering JoPa supporter, do you:

Go figure.

Wait...you’re pissed at the UFC in this scenario? Jones is the one who apparently came back with a failed A sample. It’s only a potential violation because he has the right to appeal the first test by requesting that the B sample be tested as well. They run that first sample through a battery of tests before moving on…

$55???? Holy fucking shit, fuck you buddy.

When I’m rolling in that Nigerian royalty money, I’ll be having the last laugh.

The news agencies seem to be falling for “internet pranks” at a higher rate than email pen-pals with deposed Nigerian Princes.

Only appropriate that on 4th of July the American once again conquers the Brit.

Not sure what the big deal is. I’ve been catching Emma asleep for nearly a year now.

Lazy millennial shark.

A funny prank is to wake a sleeping fish by dousing it with a bucket of cold air.

+.357 Magnum

If only there had been a good bag with a gun to stop this senseless tragedy.

What’s worse, the duffel bag had a history of carrying weapons.