It’s not a minivan. A mini-van has a full-length flat roof that you can load ladders, kayaks, skis, surfboards, bicycles, etc. on. It has sliding doors that take up practically zero space in a parking lot. 3 forward facing rows, with seating for 7 or 8. Massive interior volume for the overall length. And it starts…

Just one more and he can get beatified.

Looks like James Harrison is gonna be late for OTAs.

I like the addition of Draymond - it will answer some big questions, like ‘How much padding does a foreskin actually provide?’

Carmelo looks like he’s going for that free team buffet.

I bet plenty of people wish Roose Bolton had a Valyarian rubber the night Ramsey was conceived

Green Destiny bends.

When I make my own, much better adaptation of A Song of Ice and Fire for tv it will of course not have any props. All real weapons, all real armies. No prop violence; every decapitation, amputation, and stabbing will be real. The actress for Catelyn Tully will literally be killed and then brought back to life with…

OK, I clocked it. The slide takes :04. That’s $25 for four seconds of slide.

The only dirty thing here is Klay Thompson’s goatee, which should be arrested and launched into the sun on some sort of sun rocket. There is no guarantee it will be destroyed. In fact, there’s a good chance that the goatee manages to hijack the rocket and use the sun’s gravity and an altered trajectory to find its way…

In Mother Russia, screen sets you.

Some annoying jerk on the other team could have kicked him in the ding dong.

Your tombstone is under further review. Hopefully it will be finished before you are done being dead.

My tombstone will read: “Dez caught that ball.”

Furthermore, the rulebook has an entire section devoted to the rules by which the rulebook must be read. Within those rules are rules dictating how the rules in the rulebook within the rulebook must be ruled upon.

BREAKING: Basketball team better when shooting well than when not

There was a similar sentiment out there during Shaq’s prime. ‘Take away his freakish size and athleticism and he wouldn’t even be good at basketball!’

Well he did go on to admit they’re a top 20 team of all time. Which is very important and good. I can’t even get out of bed in the morning until I’ve mentally ranked the top 25 teams in every major sport from the last 75 years. It’s my tether to the physical world.