When you sober up tomorrow, can you repost this?

All congressman were present for the vote except newly elected Pete Carroll, who decided to pass.

Washington D.C. (Politico): After weeks of debate and a deadlocked Senate President Richard Sherman finally passed his stadium reform bill by having VP Marshawn Lynch cast the deciding vote. “When it came down to what to do it was a no-brainer to have Marshawn carry it across the goal,” the President said afterwards.

Can both armies meet at The Neck where Walder Frey is first killed and raised by White Walkers before being burned to death in dragon fire (with Jon riding the dragon doing the burning)?

While I certainly have no issue with an exuberant bat flip, I must draw the line at a dude potentially decapitating half the dugout.

What magical land do you live in where bars are open until 4?

I learned all I needed to know about getting hot babes from the 90s Taco Bell commercials where the chihuahua is trying to capture Godzilla.

1. Delete all tweets.

I think some plausible relocation news (NHL Carolina—>Vegas for instance) is a pretty solid way to terror into a fan’s heart for a brief second.

I wouldn’t tweet a thing, just start following depraved porn accounts, racist accounts, etc, and then let somebody else discover it.

Don't worry. Goodell has already suspended the account.

Sabres and Caps fit the profile except for division.

Canucks. Gotta be Canucks.

My guess would have been Kings except that he said 70s era (the Kings came to be in 67-68) and his implication that his club doesn’t generally do very well (the Kings have been far too good recently to be in that category).

3-2, 2-1, 2-3, 3-1.

So how many Polaks does it take to lose a Stanley Cup?

THERE’S ONLY TWO DAMN PEDALS. HOW HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND?

Rockstar knows how to make a game trailer.

Yup, this one has my vote.

Still the king: