Did anyone see the Navy sailor dead asleep in the 9th inning? He was probably in the 4th row (there were sailors in row 1 also) and was out cold. The camera was trying to zoom in tighter, but couldn’t get the shot without him asleep over the umpire’s shoulder.

yeah, but we don’t have friendly’s on the west coast. My wife took me when we visited her family in NJ for the first time.

Thanks! Just bought one!

Thanks! Just bought one!

Seriously, I voted for my alma mater (San Jose State) like 100 times. I really thought we would get MAC previews.

I’m just here for the comments...

What about pied piper?

Eddie would go!

I’m just here to see the deadspin comments on this wise decision...

I’m a vegetarian and I love New Orleans food. I’m there every couple of years. The key is to go to places with chefs, not cooks. Any restaurant that requires you to wear a jacket is probably your best bet.

This feels fake. She has 13,500 followers on instagram.

I thought it looked more like Kimbo Slice.

Thanks, Obama.

33. Realizes that nobody gives a fuck about their fantasy team.

There is some stellar presidential humor today. Too bad the average deadspin reader couldn't pass a third grade social studies class.

The gif that keeps on giving!

#humbleBrag

#humbleBrag

Are they turning into the new Duke?

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!!!

I'm up to 10+ mile runs and I go with a clif bar and some fruit. Usually a dozen or so chucks of pineapple. I used to have oatmeal made in the slow cooker overnight, but it took too long to digest.

Why the long face, Luongo?