Jim Tomsula doesn't care what the color of the dress is.

When I saw this yankee wearing white before Easter, I fainted and had to retire to my parlor for a sazerac.

Guacamole Santo (holy Guacamole).

Is it me, or is she holding him like a ventriloquist holds a puppet? Where is her left arm?

holy guacamole.

I wonder if his parents will up his allowance this week after this performance?

Debbie Jellinsky: And I dreamed that when I met him that we would wait until our wedding night to give ourselves to one another, to make the ultimate sacrifice.

I've always replied that I'm a great visual learner, so instead of just telling me that there is a meeting, it's usually most effective for me to just send a quick email. It usually explains why I'm a crazy note taker!

What's fascinating is the psychology of this driver. It's obvious that he doesn't have the mindset of, "I just want to hit 200" and then decelerates, like most people (teens) when they want to hit 100 in their cars.

Seriously good.

Jim Tomsula masturbates to images of Kirk Gibson coaching.

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The body wakes every morning dehydrated. I picked up a tip from bodybuilders where I drink a liter of water as soon as I wake up. It's shocking how quickly I down it. The day I started doing this (this summer), I started to absolutely crush all my workouts. I'm 6-0/205lbs, so it's a bit easier for me, but if you…

Holy. Guacamole.

Thanks, Obama!

I saw a 49ers Super Bowl XLVII Champs shirt (they lost to the Ravens) at Ross in San Jose. I sent it to all of my 49er friends. I'll try to track down the pic.

My mom said she would never buy us a video game, but she never said anything about Santa!

Madison Bumgarner had an argument with Jadeveon Clowney's knees.

Screw the gel. Get the foam. Much thicker, which is great if you have a thick beard. It's a bitch to find, but drugstore.com usually has it. Again, the gel is good, but the foam is amazing. Usually every tenth place that carries the gel will have the foam. It's worth it.

Screw the gel. Get the foam. Much thicker, which is great if you have a thick beard. It's a bitch to find, but…

My entire family swears by USAA. I tried the big banks (lost checks, fees) and local credit unions (don't travel internationally with local CU's) and they usually suck, so I switched to USAA. It's been awesome. My wife's family owns a couple State Farm branches and she has been so impressed that we switched…