The reality is that the “suburban housewife” is Trump’s way of sending a subtle signal to racists who long for a return to a version of America that never existed outside of the film Pleasantville.

Bitch is so far in the closet he’s talking to Aslan.

“God DAMN these black bitches for making my white penis feel funny!”
Angry conservative with his pants around his ankles

Ben Shapiro’s fetish is letting everyone know which music videos he totally doesn’t masturbate to.

Wait, Ben Shapiro is married, yet he’s unfamiliar with wet pussies?

The sole reason that I started using a wireless charger exclusively is that the most common failure point on my phones has been the charging port. Crud and pocket lint gets shoved up there, the contacts wear out, and if a phone case has a little rubber flipper to protect the port, that rubber flipper wears out and…

Getting mad about strawmen getting mad is pretty much the raison d’etre of the internet.

irony is getting bent out of shape over a name change for a blog post while also complaining how “PC” people get bent out of shape about stuff.

Found the ‘Murican, he doesn’t understand the difference between asylum seekers and tourists. Must be all that high quality public edumucation.

Yes, such terrible persecution you’re fleeing. Sure, there’s a chance you and your whole family could be killed by a cartel in Mexico, but that’s nothing compared to the hell of having to wear a mask in public. They have no idea how easy they’ve got it in Mexico!

Mainstream Media: As you can see, Biden is clumsy with words. This makes him just as bad as Trump, who has bragged about his penchant for sexual assault, thrown babies into concentration camps, has let a pandemic run roughshod over our population, and is trying to start a race war. We need to hold both candidates’…

I cosign this. My husband (who is white) thinks that voting for Dr. Jo Jorgensen is the right choice for BIPOC because President Fuckface obviously sucks and Biden keeps saying shit that can easily get interpreted horribly (although I also understand the point he was trying to make). I (who am black) am firmly on the…

“Unless Biden’s behind the podium sacrificing virgins to Cthulhu”

This place isn't exactly the New York Times. It is an editorial blog.

“Boooooy, y’all’s presumptive Democratic nominee”

His stage name wasn’t Eddie Creative Commons...

Forget Biden dying.  Vice President Harris needs something substantial to sink her teeth into from Day One, and what better role to play than heading up the 2016-2020 Presidential Truth and Corruption Investigative Taskforce?

If Biden picks Harris and wins the election, every day and every night of the following four years Trump, Ivanka, the Dumb ‘n’ Dumber twins, and their whole supporting cast of grifters, fraudsters, tax-evaders and unregistered foreign agents (especially Roger “Zippy-head” Stone) will be down on their knees praying…

...or did the Biden campaign stage a “leak” that both got people talking about them and allowed them to gauge the reaction to one of their top vice presidential candidates this close to the announcement without having to commit to anything.