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Yeah, I hesitate to criticize someone for what they’re wearing or their body or how they choose to present themselves, but... I mean damn. Aside from the bottom grouping, all of the pics in this post look like stills from some sort of Hunger Games-ish dystopian movie.

I particularly love when I’m reading a story on my iPhone, and I get hit with the same ad over and over and over again like every other paragraph. I obviously use an adblocker everywhere else, because holy shit.

I saw a different article saying that he knew the earth was round, and the “flat earth” stuff was just to get attention for his stunt. If so, it certainly worked.

Yeah, seriously. The fact that this kind of shit qualifies a person for a show on Discovery/Science is yet another indication of how fucking far our society has fallen. Sympathies to the dipshit’s friends and families and anyone who’s actually suffering because of this, but fuck an attention-seeking, science-denying

Jesus. That first one to Alanis... I mean they’re all terrible, but that one was farcical... were it not for the fact that I’ve been awake for the last five years, I would be absolutely convinced that was trolling. Like, each sentence taken individually could have been a sarcastic comment lampooning knuckle-dragging mi

God, damn, I hope we as a society eventually outgrow this knee-jerk need to be outraged by literally everything we read, it is so incredibly tiresome. Especially folks who just seem to be hunting for an angle to find something to which they can gasp and drop their monocle in as loud of a public display of shock and

Objectively I realize that almost everything that comes out of Trump’s mouth is a lie, and the vast majority of those lies are projections, where he’s ascribing the things he obviously does himself to his enemies. But every time that stupid, incompetent, lying sack of shit describes something done by someone else as a

Toyota’s marketing team must be comprised of actual wizards, then. Their “advertising BS” apparently propagated around to so many uninformed Tacoma buyers and owners that the prices of literally every late-model, low-mileage Tacoma within 400 miles of me was within a few grand of new.

This is really cool. I miss single cab trucks, even if my car seat needs mean I couldn’t daily drive one for another decade or so. And single cabs mean the drivers seat is forced into a position that often really uncomfortable for long drives, at least for me. So I guess I’ll say that I love single cab trucks from an

Seriously. When all’s said and done, sometimes I wonder if his unstoppable sky hook and his piles of trophies might go down as being among the man’s less-impressive contributions to society.

You guys have made some great videos over the years, and I have loved quite a few of the videos Jalopnik has put out lately, but for some reason I am really getting a kick out of this little series here. This is way more entertaining than it has any right to be. Keep it up, folks.

And you can find me... how many Republicans supporting this, exactly?

Yeah, I like to live in fantasy sometimes too. Trouble is, here in reality, your argument doesn’t hold up. Deporting them by force is incredibly expensive, not to mention about the least-safe way to deal with the problem. You know how much it costs to employ an army of ICE agents? Dimwitted jackboots are surprisingly

My only complaint with current Volvos are the tail lights on some of their sedans. They just look cheap to me. I don’t know why, but when I see it, it just screams “Mercury” to me. Overall I still love the design, and a Volvo is going to be near the top of our list when we’re ready to replace my wife’s Subaru in a few

God, setting aside the issue of whether or not this is right (though for the record: it isn’t), this is just fucking dumb. The potential to generate bad press and negative customer word-of-mouth like this far outweighs any benefits to the company. If they installed a feature on a car that wasn’t paid for, it’s their

Yeah, honestly, there’s no hope anymore. Let’s just piss him off and hope he gives himself a heart attack. He’s publicly admitted to crimes, he’s been the most incompetent president in history, he’s left a trail of former advisors and confidants in jail, he’s pretty much done everything the left feared he would short

Yeah, it’s idiotic and disgusting, but not remotely surprising. Remember that mental gymnastics are the only exercise most of these people get.

Yeah, this was roughly my thought as well. This isn’t my cup of tea, I don’t love this truck or anything, but assuming the truck is as good as it looks in these pics, I think the price is reasonable. 

Ugh. Just... fucking ugh. 

Also, aside from the apocalyptic religious nutjobs, I think there’s something of a racist hierarchy to keep in mind. I think that for most middle-America Trump supporting racist shitheads: “supporting Israel” in their mind roughly translates to “shitting on brown Muslim people.”