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It’s really an indictment on the state of our national discourse that he wasn’t disqualified based on the fact that he was hideously unqualified for the position, and that just about every public public stance he’s ever taken on economic issues has been laughably ill-informed and deeply partisan (qualities that have

This is the scandal above all others that just makes me rage. Like... I would not be able to sleep at night if I was responsible for taking a single child away from his or her family, let alone thousands. I don’t mean that as some sort of twisted humblebrag, I think it’s a statement with which most humans would agree.

Your headline says it all. Of course this is what they were doing: this is why these hypocritical asshats employ illegal immigrants in the first place.

I picture that one being screamed at a high octave by Rudy on one of the Sunday morning shows.

Oh, joy, looking forward to the next few days of laughably incompetent spin from the White House.

There’s a part of me that thinks “there’s no way the GOP will go back on this promise too, right?” Because... like, our infrastructure is crumbling, and it’s absolutely necessary to a modern society. Surely, the GOP must realize this! I know the GOP believes the only job of government is to take poor people’s money

As bullshit as her interjection was, it’s proof positive that going after these people’s advertisers works. Her saying:

I can’t tell with anything anymore. A staggering percentage of the shit I read online makes me sit there and cock my head like a confused puppy, thinking, “wait, is this person really this stupid? Or are they trolling? Or are they some kind of political plant, paid pennies per post to sow odd discord? Or are they

This is one case where I’m fine with Trump stiffing the person asking for money, and the part of me starved for good news wants to be cautiously optimistic that this might be one of the very few instances I can think of where this moron and his team did something almost good (though really, given that it still

So things are just going to spiral further and further into terrifying self-parody every day from now until the end of my life, huh. 

She’s on these programs because the entire network has realized that she is there top troll right now. And trolling is currently the media industry’s most lucrative business model.

Thank you for the link, and ditto. As I was reading this, I was trying to think of a better recommendation of a historian or sociologist than “gets protested by nazis.”

So the thing all Americans do that drives you nuts is make broad sweeping assumptions based on hand-picked information and assume they apply to entire populations of countries.

I’m sorry, no, Pop won’t be able to do that because I’ve already planned out his post-NBA career pretty comprehensively. He’s going to retire from coaching and move directly into the White House, where he will drop kick Trump and the rest of the horror show into the toilet and then flush them to hell where they belong

See, it’s shit like this that just destroys my sense of perspective. Like... I’d expect this picture to be a kind of unofficial shot, taken before they’d finished staging the whole shoot. Something that would be published by left-leaning publications out of context to emphasize the weird awkwardness of the Trump’s

Huh! So the president sees nothing wrong with something he did, in fact he thinks he did everything perfectly and it’s in fact everybody else who interpreted him incorrectly? In spite of the fact that there are mountains of objective reality that contradict the vast majority of claims he makes on a daily basis, he

In terms of readability/presentability, I think they would have been better served making the O red and the implied E blue. I get that they were going for the red/white stripes of the flag with the horizontal legs of the E, but: meh. That’s a pretty big functional sacrifice for a form whose visual payoff isn’t really

You have to wonder if one of the end-goals of loading up benches with conservative judges is to eventually undermine laws.

Can we just take a moment to recognize the savage genius of whatever producer at The View realized their only hope for mainstream relevance was to stoke McCain into a slightly-softened version of Ann Coulter? Without the weekly “stupid shit Megan McCain said outrage porn in all the left-leaning news outlets, I