One of my 13 year olds is home with the flu and I called to ask him. He just said a group of assholes that post dumb shit on social media that makes no sense.

Seriously? Again with this bullshit?

I'm both curious about what magcon means and afraid to google it.

Heads up, don't click any of the pending images...

DO NOT CLICK SHOW PENDING. NSFW.

WOULD WATCH!

WE R NOT SHITTY. WE WILL PROVE IT BY BEING TOTES SHITTY.

Sigh. They're going to look back on this when they're adults and be so, so embarrassed. I speak from experience, and I was just incredibly obsessed with JTT. I cried to my mom once, when I was 12, because I just could not handle the amount of love in my tiny body. Now I'm just imagining how much worse it would be if…

I JUST KICKED A WALL OW.

I love that Adultosaur can translate for us. She speaks tween

Better than an untrained, incompetent assassin, right?

i swear to christ, i was thinking this this morning "i wish i had more opportunities to say A LIKELY STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' and lo and behold. so here i go.

Melissa Joan Hart became Rambo?

her natural gasp is like

"Trained Assassin."

Well, if she is a trained assassin, she is certainly not going to come out and admit that. Because, you know, covert and all that.

Nice one, assholes...

Not to be confused with the Wurst tee shirt.