She is just terrible. Like, I-want-to-punch-my-TV-screen terrible.
CALLING KENYA A BRAVO STREGA MADE ME ACTUALLY SPIT-TAKE WITH MY COFFEE THANKS MADELEINE
That whole scene between Lucifer and Constantine was one of my all-time favorites scenes in movie history.
How awesome would it be if during the Rapture Jesus comes down and takes only the gay people and their supporters to heaven while flipping off everyone else? I like to think something like that will happen.
"I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."
"Blessed are those who mourn for they will be comforted..."
That whole "love thy neighbor" thing? You're doing it wrong.
JWP. (Jesus would puke).
We'll take the drug dealers, the gangbangers, the wife beaters, drunks, and adulterers. But ladysex, that's unforgivable.