I would really like to give you more than one star for this for making me audibly laugh at my desk.
I think the only person I was disappointed in was Carrie Fisher. I was expecting more emotion and actual acting from her and she felt cold and not dynamic at all.
That’s actually exactly why I went to see it opening night. As a product of the original Star Wars generation, the idea of it being ruined for me made me feel compelled to rush out and see it first. That probably doesn't really explain why I saw it twice this past weekend, but I guess that's probably just because I… Read more
Maybe they meant orphaned at 13?
Roy is everything
Still not as awful as the "family note" that goes in every card letting us know how many times little Jimmy spit up at Thanksgiving dinner.
So much freedom this weekend. Beating Japan and Germany in a match of skill you say? Well that sounds familiar...
This guy was the real MVP of the game
In today's weather report from hell, the high will be 0 degrees.
Don't care, will watch.
We wrote “and family” on our invites, namely because the ones with four kids and a long last name I’d have a hard time trying to fit that on the outside of an envelope or place card.
These guys sound like assholes. Good for the restaurant!
This is really the only acceptable response to this nonsense.
This is how I feel every time I see one of these pictures pop up...
I was stressed that Joe would finally see me for who I really was: a deeply indebted con lady with an incredibly well-appointed liquid eyeliner arsenal, who didn’t know how to save a single penny Read more