That is like the best of both worlds, really.

Sam:

why is #whokilledsam the hashtag? No one cares or likes Sam.

NOOOOOO Olive why the hell did you have to kiss him????

when Fitz says "kiss me Olivia" how does she not just punch him in the face instead ?

IT'S CAPTAIN BALLARD, BITCH.

Paris Hilton Has Won an Award for Best New Female DJ

I'm ashamed to say I thought that said "Paris Hilton Has Won An Award For Best New Female BJ."

...or heads will roll!

Uh, you can't improve on Billy Joel and you really can't do it by adding Jay-Z.

I guess when it comes to a black person trusting police, it really does take a leap of faith.

Somebody needs to create the "Huge Jay Z Head On Smaller Bodies" Kinja.

You recently moved to New York. Are you a Mets fan now?

clearly photoshopped

And ever since then I've had this kind of sparkly, magical opinion of Madison Square Garden and the Knicks, since they let me sing when I was a little kid.

Amar'e should probably be hanging out with people who aren't known to make men weak in the knees.

That picture is just asking for a brazzers logo.

Teemu Selanne has died of dysentery.

I would say you should never have a BAC higher than your batting average, but I firmly believe in Dan Uggla's right to have a single drink whenever he chooses.