You know, it's been too long since we've communicated via Kinja comments. Good show taking this manhating asshats comment thread over!

I know, it's so tempting....I usually just type stuff then delete is to make myself feel better.

You're giving them way too much credit, this is at best 3/10 trolling.

Always. Troll.

There's a gift shop in that place? How fucking tasteless.

"Cease your apathy. This concerns all of us."

Now that whole rape thing, that's just an isolated incident. But being unable to get turnt this weekend, that concerns all of us.

I know, alcohol withdrawal symptoms can be brutal.

You know, it's amazing: I went to a top-tier, high-pressure college with no Greek life (school policy; it was banned) and yet somehow we managed to relax on weekends, spend time with our friends, socialize and preserve our mental health just fine.

And not only that, but to party specifically in their frat houses. I mean, heaven forfend those of legal drinking age go to a bar or go to another type if non-frat party like some sort of a NOOB, Amirite?

*Holds up megaphone and chants* THIS IS WHAT ENTITLEMENT LOOKS LIKE

God, ground those babies from parties for the rest of their academic careers. Their leather Sperry boat shoes will be the chalices from which I quaff their spoiled ass,
whiny baby, well coifed tears.

I'm gonna say that these authors are not the sharpest scalpels in the drawer.

Not cool by John Hopkins, we all know these students have a constitutional Right To Paaaarrrttaaaayyyy as given to us by our founding fathers, the Beastie Boys.

"Ginuwine is reportedly on the verge of bankruptcy, might have to turn in his pony."

I would rather watch all of Education Connection's horrible commercials on a loop than a Meghan Trainor/Justin Bieber duet.

This is some Volvo Trucks-level confidence in their product quality right here.

The only way you'd run a sub-3 with a 17-minute negative split is if you got stuck behind a train for the first half.

Negative splits are plausible. 55 minute 1/2 marathon is not.

There is zero chance an amateur runner ran the 2nd half of a sub-3 hour marathon 17 minutes faster than the first. ZERO.

I believe the term is "poop chute," not "poop shoot."