So... what you're saying is: success doesn't depend on who you replace Drew Bledsoe with, just replace him.

Dr. Who and Benedict Cumberbatch at the same time

"I still don't know what the fuck is a French Montana."

"We passed the Turing test! Bwuahhhaaa haaa."

Those media and protestors should go home and reconsider their life choices.

THIS! I love when my boyfriend says I'm pretty. When strangers say it I assume they want to remove my skin and wear my face.

There's nothing more than a woman loves to hear than how pretty she is.

Nothing makes me want to friendzone a guy more than a guy complaining about being friendzoned. Also, it's too bad a fedora isn't included in that list of things to buy

I remember friends asking me if I was going on a diet after I got engaged. I said "nope" and I deliberately chose a nice, structured dress in which I felt comfortable eating. Do not regret.

The exact question that will be asked by high-school seniors and college seniors alike, once the desired amount of ignorance has been restored.

And we all know what comes next...

They also forgot to mention the old tried and true Rhythm method!

Next thing you know, they'll be providing tampons to those little harlots.

Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a baby out of a teenager!

Only whores understand basic reproductive biology.

who told them that the references to birth control and abortion, without also mentioning adoption, were in violation of state law.

How dare children learn about MEDICINE in a SCIENCE CLASS!

Not talking about birth control: that trick never works.

I'm just gonna leave this picture of Olivier Sarkozy hanging out with Mary Kate and his 12-year-old daughter.

this is absurd. If they wanted to be realistic, they'd have the politician responding to the girl's text with a dick pic.