To each their own but I'm absolutely right there with you.

I like this picture because it looks like what I imagine Justin Timberlake's reaction was when he found out this news.

I love that they take turns being Kim or Kanye!

This girl NAILED his facial expressions.

What, did he find out while they were at a Six Flags?

No, actually if you're invited and decline, the proper thing to do is send a gift anyway. I am a very down to earth dude, but still harbor some resentment from a couple of old college friends who gave lame excuses for not coming to our wedding and did not send a gift....or even a card. Oh...and I attended all of…

Amen regarding these ridiculous destination weddings. I would also like to nominate the nearly-as-obnoxious "black tie" wedding. You think everyone should have to trot out their tuxes, or frequently rent one, so you can feel even more fancy and important? No....you're just annoying everyone with that crap and…

Hmmm... making it impossible for the guest to attend is a strategy of culling your guest list, but a more genteel and, I'd venture to say, decent, option is to be an adult and trim your list so as it matches exactly both your preferences and your budget.

My little sister comes up to me and says "some old lady just fucking pushed me, she just hit me." Oh fucking hell no, no one's gonna touch my sister.

I understand why these posts bugged a lot of commenters, but I found them legitimately funny. This one in particular:

Or a man saying, "I was curious if I could care about access to contraceptives on some fundamental level, and I couldn't."

It's like a non-diabetic saying "I don't give a shit about injectable insulin."

Missed the biggest of them. Chelsea Clinton would not blame the media for the situation. Palins only ever blame the "liberal media" for everything.

I wouldn't give a shit about money either if I already had as much of it as Chelsea Clinton does.

Less Chris Brown in general, like on the planet, would be awesome.

Does Chris Brown get any money if I listen to this?

I'm a little tired of the "people still paying Chris Brown" trope.

Gotta say though, it's fucking impressive when blackface is the second most offensive thing about your Halloween costume. Maybe throw is some Ebola jokes for the "Sad, Unoriginal, Douchewad" Trifecta.

These costumes are horrible and literally make me feel ill, but I still think it's a far cry to suggest Ray Rice is capable of outclassing anyone.

"'How could I have married someone who's so bad with money?' 'Why did I marry someone who I can't rely on to attend family functions with me?' 'What possessed me to marry someone who is a habitual nose-picker?!?'"