This article could have been titled: Ben Carson, the Man Who Lived on the Government Dole His Entire Childhood, and Wants to Fuck Over Single Mothers Anyway

Those sunglasses came straight from the 90’s my friend. I’m having one of those days too.

Flag. And keep flagging for all of time. It works, and they do actually pay attention to it.

Came here for this. Thank you.

I don’t know where you found this but this is fucking fantastic.

NO DAVE! My soul is crushed.

Ah, yes, be “extraordinary”

She watches too much Game of Thrones?

There is no federal constitutional right to same sex-marriage.

I find it oddly hilarious that they are using her as a symbol of “standing up for our soldiers” when she was all but kicked out of the military for posing in her uniform half naked (against basically every uniform code in the UCMJ - hell, it’s even illegal to use your uniform to further an agenda in the press at all),…

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

It's Florida, don't set your expectations so high next time.

Agreed. Something about the way this drapes is...awkward

They have transport networks if you don’t live nearby! I have friends that have adopted out of state before.

I would adopt the hell out of this dog if my husband wouldn’t kill me. I need to not let my daughter see pictures of this dog, or the whining will begin.

Do it!! She is so adorable!

She looks part Greyhound/Whippet, but maybe I'm just seeing things. She is insanely cute.

This is still a thing?

I’m sorry, but as the mother of a 4 year old, we’re going to have to disagree on this one. If I knew for a fact that my child was invited to the party of a special needs classmate who had no friends, we’d skip whatever we were doing that day to go. Life may not always be easy, but we make choices in life as to what is…