I never realized how large Ted Cruz’s dome was until now.
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I would like to follow my dreams to a sweet grill that contains a steak.
Her letter sucks, and I don’t think saying “these specific things are all you can buy” is the best way to handle it, but as a mom, I agree with her on something. For the love of god, when I ask you not to bring a present to my kids birthday party, DON’T BRING A DAMN PRESENT. We eventually run out of room because she…
Oh c’mon... Liz and Dick was at least good for a hate watch.
Where above did I lie? Please let me know. While we’er at it, keep stalking me, and I’ll flag you for harassment. Although there’s no doubt in my mind you’d just create a new burner and continue, since I’m so fascinating to you.
Why HBO didn’t take advantage of their talent and create a series about a New York City writer who has recently divorced her tycoon husband and moved to Nantuckett, Massachusetts to start a new life and open a boutique shoe store after which she unexpectedly falls in love with the less-than-bright local airline…
1. I don't live in Texas.
As someone from near this area where this happened, this is accurate.
I am still laughing uncontrollably at this...
If you have to ask, it probably is
Everyone else has decidedly taken a political stance on this.
She will also look like a zebra from the knee down at the end.
This more reminds me of Woodstock.
It's okay, the amazing tan lines they will get from them will more than make up for it. Then I can laugh at them for that.
Jonah: It’s a hashtag hurricane, bitch tits.
I went to a wedding expo a ... long time ago. I think they thought the way to get us to buy stuff was to feed us so many samples of free cake that we were too fat and happy to say no to anything. It was a magical day.
Dude fight needs to be a daily thing in my life.
When Luke’s supposed to be thinking intensely, Eastwood, son of Clint, looks like his brain has launched its screen-saver. “The Longest Ride” is more enjoyable if you picture his father in the role.