Oh, if this is a troll, it is absolutely masterful. Like, some of the finest work I’ve seen in months.

I have laughed harder in this thread than at some comedies I’ve seen lately.

“You are not entitled to force your opinions on everyone.”

Oh gosh. You’re so right. It says that underneath the title of the review.

The point of a review is to allow the people who want to read your opinion of something the option to read it. You are not entitled to force your opinions on everyone.

I do not want to know what you think about a movie before I see it.

You said something silly and got called out for it. Learn the lesson and move on.

What does the newspaper look like in your world?

This is the funniest comment I've read on io9 in a minute.

I mean, Im against perniciously spoiling important plot points myself... but this is just beyond dumb. 

“I do not want to know what you think about a movie before I see it”

It sounds like your impressions are too easily colored

Right? Dude’s acting like this is his first day engaging with... any and all media at all.

This match is bonkers. The audience goes nuts as the guy blocks hit after hit, and then when he counters it just goes beyond crazy. It’s so awesome and never gets old! :D

I understand how you feel but this is honestly not a logical request of any website or entertainment entity. I’m sorry.

ok but why aren’t they woohooing

Can we just go back to this face and stop with the painful attempts at being edgy? Please?

Let’s not forget that he gave us the best basketball photo of the modern era.