That’s what I thought at first. Then something profound occurred to me. Messi is not just playing one position — he is playing them all, simultaneously. So, as the goalie, Messi realized that he would not have a good look on the ball with the defender running back like that — and then real Messi adjusted on the fly.…

Draymond being tossed out of a game might have cost the Warriors a title

Damn, I’m going to miss this show when it’s gone. But hey, they decided that four seasons was it — they were going to tell a complete story and then end it. That takes chutzpah. But now how will I get my fix of hilarious comedy songs and gut-punching tragedy in the same place?

“Star” of TV show who’s made millions off exposing her public life for everyone to see: “It just sucks that it has to be so public. I’m not just a TV show”... in a TV show promo.

“It just sucks that it has to be so public...”

The pet gator gets to ride shotgun. The kids go on the roof.

Pretty tame for Florida, especially Miami. If he was snorting coke off the dash while shooting an AK47 out the window and had his pet alligator on the roof, then that might be a newsworthy Florida story.

I do that same move when I trip for no reason walking down the sidewalk. Just break into a light jog as if I suddenly realized I was in a hurry to get somewhere else.

You can’t rule it out!

Maybe it was an earthquake. I mean, Milwaukee is famous for them, right? The Waukesha Quake of ‘75, the Oconomowoc Quake of ‘88, the Cudahy Quake in '95 that swallowed the airport...

Huh. This is the first negative review I’ve seen; both Polygon and The Mary Sue apparently loved it.

My every reaction to this film

Every piece of footage I’ve seen from this in clips, trailers, etc, looks like pure, unadulterated, nightmare fuel. I’ll be going nowhere near it.

Also just feels utterly, utterly pointless.

Starting shit with people out of boredom is every small town ever, regardless of social status. My best friend married and moved to a tiny farming town. The politics over which pub to go to are complex and intense. Especially given that the town only has one pub.

And if you touch your belly while you ARE pregnant, well then you are obviously “flaunting” your bump.  (Actually if you just exist while pregnant, you are flaunting your bump...just like if you go outside in a bathing suit you are flaunting your bikini body.)  

Nope, just like you can’t touch your belly without being pregnant.

There’s both a Marquess and Marchioness, and it’s actually pronounced “Chumley.”* I really don’t know if that makes it better or worse for you.

The wonders of living in a country where, even to this day, the parish is still the basic civil administrative unit and having been invaded by the Normans.

If I’m not mistaken, I think it’s pronounced “Chumley.”