Absolutely. Both that play and the one Zion picked up his fourth foul were both flops.

No mention of the brutal missed dunk that would have given UCF a 6 point lead but instead went the other way for a Duke 3? That was the game right there.

The whole second half was full of blown calls. That was not one of them.

Truth! External combustion engines are generally problematic

As someone who once used grand-ma’s motorized wheelchair to move a 32" CRT TV from one apartment to the next, I applaud this example of laziness and ingenuity.

Farmville? What? That’s so lame, how old are you? People play adult games now.

I get it. There’s not much I like to do more than watching birds, if you know what I mean.

“What losers!” I said, as I clicked over to see how many pretend farm was doing on Farmville*

I love his reaction, “ah, fuckin kangaroos,” like it’s just an annoying bee or something not a super strong mammal that can seriously mess you up.

Australia, the Florida of the world. Always trying to kill you.

Oh sure, blame the kangaroos. Who made you judge and jury? What kind of court is this?

The hearty punch is a very underrated form of greeting.

He’ll probably head over the next hill to go discuss it with his prime minister.

Ah yes, love how you’ve cleverly wrapped this whole thing up in a pouch.

I got a real kick out of that, but I hop the paraglider wasn’t hurt.

That’s kangaroos for you. They’ll mess you up without ruminating much about it.

How do we know that kangaroo isn’t Matthew Dellavadova? ...Oh wait, it didn’t fall down like it was injured after attacking the man.

One of the best, coolest-sounding names in the history of the business. 

I would be surprised if there isn’t already 2 millions spiders in Manhattan. Tiny harmless spiders, but spiders still.

James misinterpreted the source article. They’re not releasing any bats; they’re just aligning this event with the natural bat migration.