Zoom in on that photo and you’ll see all the brown ones are lying down flat like they’re dead or something.

So what you’re saying is that the Pokédex is just made up stuff about made up monsters ?

i hope somebody gives you a $25 gift card cause you sure as hell deserve it.

Thanksgiving Corner. I had to work a ten hour shift today. I still got to celebrate the holiday. I manage a small assisted living facility for people with debilitating mental illness, and it is very important to me that our residents get a legit Thanksgiving experience. We had a 12 pound ham that we mostly polished…

You’re arguing with strangers on the internet and calling for a guy’s job because they apparently don’t sufficiently appreciate a game you really like. Who is stupid?

And you even called me “sheep” while defending a multinational corporation.

I mean you are spouting complete ignorance. You can’t buy progress, you’re supposed to craft what you need and the crates are there to take a chance but not there to progress, you’re still supposed to craft what you need.

God, I always love these comments! “Do you even research, bro? You should totally be fired for not knowing this small thing about one game I like!!!”

fuck this guy for cheating and fuck you for endorsing it.

Simone will always get a star.

Last year’s was great, offered up with a soupcon of melancholy and loneliness, but ultimately a substantive symphony of sadness. Yet, I do like the turkey dinner that was featured, for exactly what is and isn’t good about it.

I just came here to say that I appreciate that you’ve been here for as long as I’ve been reading Kotaku (10+ years?), and I eat literally nothing you’ve ever reviewed, but you’re a GD American hero for reviewing this stuff. I love it.

Happy Thanksgiving.

I believe “...so you don’t have to” is also acceptable.

I think the headline should have
“...and lives to tell about it” added to the title.

42% apparently. Most of everything else is different types of flour/starches. Thing to remember is potatoes are cheap, and I don’t see them going out of their way to make some sort of mutant substitute.

American food is basically as multicultural as it gets, so I’d agree that a some of it can be an acquired taste.

Hungry Man should put a quote of your post on the box. I think this is most fitting.