A joke I once heard from a Mormon:

They were granted religion status by the IRS.

“I don’t understand any of this, but I’m going to comment anyway! Here’s my hot take!”

You know that a lot of kids are born or forced into this, right?

She didn’t join, she was raised in the cult. smh

As someone who has read her book it’s more like years of indoctrination and damaging emotional abuse that started when she was a teen. So try again.

In other news, I demand damages from the incoming Trump administration.

if there’s two people in the elevator total, it’s 50%

“I am extremely shocked by these results.”

This is trying way too hard. Bleach Boy is a terrible nickname, and I hope it sticks with him forever as penance for being an attention whore.

Do you have any idea how compelling evidence has to be for cops to go after one of their own?

Normally I’m with you Drew, but you’re way off on cupcakes. There is a very real and inherent difference between a cupcake you make at home and the crazy ones they make at Cupcake stores. A good one at a store usually has a filling for starters and that right there is worth something. They typically are moister and…

So, I was on a job interview this morning, at a boutique marketing firm. I thought it went well, they liked my resume.... The only thing is, most of my experience is in finance. So a big sticking point was “well Zukka, why are you looking to make a sudden switch to marketing?” And the first thing that came to mind,…

Best one yet...

Is... Is he trolling them? All of us? I can’t seem to close my mouth.

Of course they know he lies, but what are they going to do about it? Assassinate him in the meeting?

I would take that with a grain of salt. I mean look back on the 60s and see how many of those “flower children” ended up just turning into yuppies in the 80s and voting for Reagan.

Fair to assume that “some lower Serbian league” is code for “first division Montenegro”?

A better way to do it would have been to turn it into a subtle little story. Post-patch you notice her crying has stopped or changed, and go to look.

Hey. Just wanted to say that you guys get an awful lot of shit but frankly this is the only place I see actual JOURNALISM about games.