We don’t want him here. Seriously, if this asshole shows up to throw some paper towels he will be endlessly heckled and booed for the soulless coward he is.

How the fuck do you expect him to win a much needed trophy for them if he doesn’t practice?

Huh. So that’s what it looks like when a ziplock bag of mayonnaise hits an approach shot.

So at this point, it’s probably simpler and quicker to come up with a list of actresses this fucking lech didn’t try to feel up.

Do not forget that both of these images are canon in the tf2 universe.

Adam Sandler will be busy.

Anyone who has dodged the draft five times, regardless of their station in life, has no right to talk about anything to do with the military. I am a vet. Not bragging. Just saying. My feet hurt but I served anyway.

Meaningless? There’s a greater that 50% chance Trump will denounce Team USA, because of Pop (and Lebron, et al). That doesn’t make you a little giddy?

I’m calling BS on this headline. If Fairuza Balk isn’t a witch, then who else would have turned my penis into spiders?

I’m as snarky as the next commenter on this site but I honestly just fucking teared up reading this. Like, I had to wipe away a tear. Are these human emotions I’m feeling?

*“We will be replacing tailight and license plate bulbs indefinitely FOR FREE,” Unity Autoworks, a Twin Cities car repair and customization shop, explained. “A defective bulb should never be a reason to be murdered.”*

Came here for Gollum Rowntree, not disappointed.

This is a fairly common injury in rugby, and the main reason for the second row in the scrum to wear headgear or tape their ears back.

I agree. Football has lost several of it’s biggest and most marketable stars this season, including arguably it’s best QB just yesterday. What a stupid journalistic decision to write about it’s impact. Fake News!

Beyond ironic that science is being corrupted by both the people that deny dinosaurs existed and the people who sell them the liquid form of said dinosaurs.

Me have heard for years that Jackie Chan had been looking for more serious roles and not had any luck with Hollywood. So me glad to see he finally found one. This looks terrific.

I still can’t get over how they just went “make him Gerry Adams”.

Sad sign of the times: it’s just a shot of Jackie hanging in front of a green screen and being unstrapped from the harness so he can go to the bathroom.

more importantly—is there a jackie chan cut of botched stunts/blooper reel at the end of the movie?