Lindsay Ellis mentioned being sexually harassed by an “old man” with two directing Oscars. Think we have a pretty good guess as to who it could be.

Stolen from random on Twitter: “You can take the Nationals out of the Capital, but you can’t take the Capitals out of the Nationals”

The only and rightful champion Washington DC is allowed to have.

If the Nats and Indians met in the World Series would it ever end?

I feel like in Von Trier’s case, your last question could be taken literally.

You’re new to this.

Never have I gone so quickly from joy to sorrow in the space of one sentence.

Mets fans? You’re annoyed by someone else hating their own team?

I think you can be addicted to anything. The brain is a complex beastie. However, people need to be responsible for their actions and not use “omg sex addict” as an excuse.

I knew two people who were genuine sex addicts. In both cases, their behavior (to get their “fix”) was so reckless and dangerous that it was no different from a drug addiction. And like a drug addiction, their satisfaction decreased as their need for more and more dangerous random sex increased. One ended up going to…

We’ve reached Peak Fantasy when the anti-fantasy-sports takes are worse than listening to someone talk about their fantasy team. Jesus Christ, that was a death march in text form.

And it’s been syndicated and on in re-runs their entire life. I mean Seinfeld re-runs are like MASH re-runs once were, there’s always a channel showing itlike 2-3 a day.

There are actual literal grammar nazis out there? Fascinating!

I’m afraid not. Eventually we’ll get distracted by so other shiny (horrifying) piece of news.

nazi grammar nazis?

Trump? Nice?

We’re all in agreement that this is going to end up being a Catholic Church level bloodbath by the time it’s all over, right?

I watched the first movie last month in the lead up to Halloween. It’s amazing how well it holds up, and Christopher Lloyd as Fester was brilliant. I have to give the costumers and make-up artists props for making skinny little Lloyd into Fester too.

Reminds me of Eric the waiter with stumps for hands...