Lindsay Ellis mentioned being sexually harassed by an “old man” with two directing Oscars. Think we have a pretty good guess as to who it could be.

Stolen from random on Twitter: “You can take the Nationals out of the Capital, but you can’t take the Capitals out of the Nationals”

The only and rightful champion Washington DC is allowed to have.

If the Nats and Indians met in the World Series would it ever end?

I feel like in Von Trier’s case, your last question could be taken literally.

You’re new to this.

Mets fans? You’re annoyed by someone else hating their own team?

I think you can be addicted to anything. The brain is a complex beastie. However, people need to be responsible for their actions and not use “omg sex addict” as an excuse.

I knew two people who were genuine sex addicts. In both cases, their behavior (to get their “fix”) was so reckless and dangerous that it was no different from a drug addiction. And like a drug addiction, their satisfaction decreased as their need for more and more dangerous random sex increased. One ended up going to…

We’ve reached Peak Fantasy when the anti-fantasy-sports takes are worse than listening to someone talk about their fantasy team. Jesus Christ, that was a death march in text form.

And it’s been syndicated and on in re-runs their entire life. I mean Seinfeld re-runs are like MASH re-runs once were, there’s always a channel showing itlike 2-3 a day.

There are actual literal grammar nazis out there? Fascinating!

I’m afraid not. Eventually we’ll get distracted by so other shiny (horrifying) piece of news.

nazi grammar nazis?

Trump? Nice?

We’re all in agreement that this is going to end up being a Catholic Church level bloodbath by the time it’s all over, right?

Not all the groping is by “gay”dudes. A lot of straight men harass other men by this sort of shit.

The McGowan suspension is just an example of the larger problem with free speech in the United States. Americans are conditioned to think of free speech as how far you’re willing to go to protect white supremacist terrorists (i.e. the right of the KKK to march on a town) and not how far you’re willing to go to protect…

exactly - I’ve been thinking this whole time, how did they not see how bad this looks? You have to be some next level stupid to think this would go over well. fuck twitter.