Google Hiroshima for that picture.

You confused me. For a second I thought the Yankees took on Ryan Howard’s contract.

A picture of the proposed fire pit:

I would go with Apple. Used to be run by a legit megalomaniac and was massively successful. Now run by someone trying to be his predecessor but not cut out for it. Still getting by on an average-to-decent product guilded in former mystique.

Wow time sure does fly. I remember sitting on my couch, young, unmarried, jobless watching him win the Heisman. Now 18 years, 7 pro bowls, a Super bowl ring later, I’m sitting on my couch, old, unmarried, jobless, reading about his retirement. Life sure does come at you fast.

I served him when I worked at the Jamba Juice by the coliseum when I worked there in high school. He’s a class act and a legend.

She already has 70 million and will make a lot more.

I still very much like Nicki Minaj. This mistake doesn’t mean I’m not a fan anymore but she definitely fucked up.

“Men have weaknesses and when they see someone smiling it is difficult to control”

It is not forced cultural assimilation to explain that in the new country there are laws, and those laws must be obeyed. Rape is against the law, even if it is of one’s spouse. This does not seem to me to be remotely controversial.

To me, the last paragraph exemplifies why this is a good idea. It seems like they’re going out of their way to avoid saying “your immigrant ways are wrong” and instead are saying “there are the rules here. even if these rules don’t apply where you are from, they apply in Norway.”

“Men have weaknesses and when they see someone smiling it is difficult to control,”

He should write an apology Letter to the Philippians.

I can “top” that story. I had only a handful of friends in high school. By Senior year it was down to 4 of us because the 5th, or the thumb if you will kept proving herself to be too dumb for real life. The summer before Senior year started she wanted to get “as tan as I can” and so this maniac laid out for hours on…

Duh. One of my high school classmates died at 31 from skin cancer. She lived in a cold climate — but she was a tan-orexic. Had a bed installed in her home. This is a ludicrous practice.

this seems like an appropriate place to tell this story:

Somewhere (in Portland, probably) there’s a machine that spits dudes like those guys out by the dozens. We must find this machine, lest we be flooded with inane conversations about small batch bourbon and banjo / mustache wax.

Making chocolate is extremely hard. That’s why so few companies do it but instead get already made chocolate from elsewhere. Here’s a little knowledge, if the place you are buying your chocolate from calls themselves “chocolatiers” they didn’t make their own chocolate. Only bean to bar companies can legally call…

“We love making chocolate, and we have the audacity to think that we are pretty good at it too.”