The game is “throwing beer cans and rocks at each other,” right? Has to be.

That was also our favorite part.

My favorite part of this story is the casual mention of:

It’s not so much trolling as the city of Buffalo just continuously providing invaluable free content.

I’d like to think that the entire city of Buffalo is just trolling Deadspin.

Buffalo is like Rome under Caligula but without the art, culture, economic might, military power, political intrigue, international influence, and functional government.

REAL Bills fans do it through their Zubaz pants.

I saw a ESPN tweet the other day that said that if the Eagles and Flyers play just a bit below .500 for the rest of the calendar year, the Phillies- the dead-last-in-all-of-baseball Phillies- will finish with the best 2015 winning percentage in town.

I think in Buffalo, all the fashion is late 80’s to early 90’s.

Is it just me or does this look like a 6’x 3’ piece of Ellios Pizza?

I feel like soon I’ll start seeing ads where “for a dollar a day, you can keep Bills fans safe and off the streets. Give them a home, a community where they can be themselves.” And it would footage of lawless wasteland. Lord Humongous could easily be a Bills fan.

Western NY consumes so much meth, it survives both kidneys and water treatment facilities.

Sure, you all make jokes, but this is exactly the kind of drug abuse that causes a person to say “Hey, we should play home games in Toronto,” or “Let’s trade for LeSean McCoy,” or “Rex Ryan will turn us around.”

The whole section cheered. The boyfriend seemed to escape capture.

This is on par with a Dutch Master. Bravo. The more I look at it the more amazing it becomes. The side-eye Buckeye guy — JUST about ready to go full Browns, but holding back, now so guilty, yet secretly elated that he held back. Salty, disgusted matron top left — she KNEW it was a waste of time and money to go, but…

(made in reply to @owengood's fantastic tweet)

I was once on an escalator going down to a DC Metro station when some guy slid by me and a pack of people on the hand rail, and said "Out of the way bitches" as he passed. When I got to the bottom of the escalator the dude had his shin bone poking out of his leg. That was satisfying.